This is Children’s Charity, the Unicorn Queen of the Forest!
GURRRL was given the nickname “Glitter Bomb” due to a spastic colon and a diet consisting of candy and redbull which gives her sparkling glitter diarrhea…
Glitter Bomb is totally mean, elitist, and a fame-hawse…
Hey Tumblr,
Yeah, it’s Robert. I get it, but I WILL remain a Blogger snob, thank you!
I join you solely to spread my wwweb of deceit ever further across the internets!
Here’s my blog! http://robertedwin.blogspot.com/ It’ll always come first…just so you know where you stand.
Love,
-Robert Edwin Mostoller
